and there’s this little shelf above the sink that I have Starscream and Steve chilling out on. I haven’t moved or payed attention to them in a long ass time but I happen to glance up and see this.

Bear. BEAR. NO, BEAR WE HAVE FAMILY COMING OVER YOU CAN’T MAKE THE TOYS HAVE BUTTSEX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE KITCHEN OH MY GOD.
Motherfuck I am broke.
This shelf is way over crowded with stuff.
Yes, Megatron is holding a Mini-Mate Ryu. I don’t know why.
G1 Mighty Mugg Starscream
Domo
Halo Gorge figure
Mini Mugg Bounty hunter 3 pack
TFA mini capsule figures that were hard as ball to get.
Hard Hero Megs
Shinken Red and Juzo
Sonic Dino tots and DC tots.