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Only in real life... EMS dispatches

Dispatch: District 4, 10-55, district 4, 10-55; Please respond for a male with his penis stuck in a bottle

Unit: Umm... copy dispatch, en route, can you repeat the nature of the call?

Dispatch: copy en route, can you advise if dispatch can give any prearrival? We cannot find the 'penis' card.

Unit: Negative dispatch, I think this will have to go under the no-protocol-protocol.

Dispatch: Copy that, I even looked on Google and can't seem to find any helpful advice...