Succinylcholine Chloride

Patient Quote of the Weekend (So Far)

Me: Mr. John Doe, do you do any recreational drugs or drink alcohol?

Patient: No, no, never touch the stuff.

Me: Sir do you smoke crack?

Patient: Yeah I smoke crack.

Me: When's the last time you smoked crack?

Patient: What time is it?

Me (20 min later to the nurse): This is Mr. John Doe, he has a history of asthma, no allergies, no meds, but he loves smokin rocks.