January 2010
“Those hands look like lesbian hands.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
What the fuck are lesbian hands?
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Fuck you 206 bones in the body. Fuck all of you.
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Buff Test
EMS Buff Test Directions: Give yourself 1 point for every question that you answer correctly. If your score is You are 1 – 20 Brand new 21 – 40 Probie 41 – 60 Experienced 61 – 100 Buff 101 – 120 Mega Buff 121 – 160 Insane 161 – 200 Without a social life
Your Car (Note: “your car” refers to your personal vehicle, not an agency vehicle (i.e. first responder vehicles), unless that vehicle is yours...
Just a memo
To: All EMS Personnel From: Chief of Operations Subject: Proper Narrative Descriptions It has come to our attention from several local emergency rooms that many EMS narratives have taken a decidedly creative direction lately. Effective immediately, all members are to refrain from using slang and abbreviations to describe patients, such as the following: 1) Cardiac patients should not be referred...
