February 2012
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I think that all the gay porn on tumblr should be...
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Only in real life... EMS dispatches
Dispatch: District 4, 10-55, district 4, 10-55; Please respond for a male with his penis stuck in a bottle
Unit: Umm... copy dispatch, en route, can you repeat the nature of the call?
Dispatch: copy en route, can you advise if dispatch can give any prearrival? We cannot find the 'penis' card.
Unit: Negative dispatch, I think this will have to go under the no-protocol-protocol.
Dispatch: Copy that, I even looked on Google and can't seem to find any helpful advice...
“Now because the majority of abortions are performed in the first trimester, if...”
– JON STEWART, on Virginia’s inhumane, inhuman and shameful “personhood” law that requires women wanting to get an abortion to, in essence, be subject to rape, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
“I don’t really have a joke here. I just thought I’d tell you.”
(via lau-ra-sau-rus)
p e n m o u s e: CANADIANS: Don’t let Stephen... →
manicscribble:
penmouse:
The Conservative government has introduced an Online Surveillance Bill that could violate your Charter right to privacy —unless you act now to stop them. This bill would force internet service providers to track, preserve and hand over your personal subscriber information, including your email…
Reblogging for Canadians i know
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Something killed a cat outside our house last...
Woke up in the middle of the night to crazy cat screams. I checked around back a little bit ago and there’s blood everywhere. I’m going to assume it’s a coyote but it could be a mountain lion.
Welp, now I’m going to freak out every time I have to walk to or from my car when we get dispatched at night. Great.
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I'm almost 20 years old and drinking coffee at 5pm...
jillweeann:
Life of a student in the medical field, doing clinicals. 8-4 Monday-Friday for the next 3 weeks. fml.
8-4 isn’t too bad. My first 2 months of clinical were 7a-11p clinical rotation for 3 days straight, 24 hour shift at work, straight from work (1.5 hour drive) to school for 8 hours and repeat for about 30 days straight. I think between Jan and Feb I got 2 days off before...
Patient Quote of the Weekend (So Far)
Me: Mr. John Doe, do you do any recreational drugs or drink alcohol?
Patient: No, no, never touch the stuff.
Me: Sir do you smoke crack?
Patient: Yeah I smoke crack.
Me: When's the last time you smoked crack?
Patient: What time is it?
Me (20 min later to the nurse): This is Mr. John Doe, he has a history of asthma, no allergies, no meds, but he loves smokin rocks.
MLP Name Generator →
nightmareloki:
mynameisgrey:
casse:
imkoala:
Ria linked it but I’m gonna link it proper like???
ANYWAYS I’M a female earth pony named SUGAR KISS
A female pegasus pony named ~~Cloud Crackle~~
Female pegasus pony named FLARE RUNNER
SUCK MY FLARE RUNNING BALLS BECAUSE THAT IS A FANTASTIC FUCKING NAME
I am a Female Pegasus pony named Solar Crackle
For shits and giggles I put my name...
givemethreestepsmister reblogged your photoset
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i used to love this show
My mother raised me on equal parts Star Trek, M*A*S*H, and Tolkien books.
It was a complicated childhood.
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